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So things are crazy here.  What a poor situation I have: I have my owner who's a total nutcase...and her sister who is homework-enraptured.  Crazy.  Absolutely crazy.  I swear it's not safe for a possum 'round here!  Luckily Nutkins is keeping me grounded.  And for those of you who say I'm "cheating" on my girlfriend...I ONLY THINK ASH IS CUTE.  Geez is that a crime?  Don't answer that.  And for all the questions of what a possum+squirrel child would be it would be called a squassom.  I think I'm not sure geez I'm not planning to marry Nutkins anytime soon so GET OFF MY BACK!  I'm sorry it's just so stressful around here lately I tend to get in touch with my inner Avril.

So today I insisted I have a picture taken with Chelsea...all owners and their...sidekicks should have a picture together don't you agree?

        A Continued Sonet© by Foofkins

...So a new name I sought...

I had a thought!  I'll call her...Spot!

For the pins that she wears on her bag that she's been told

'oft not to wear.

So Spot is hot, a lot of beauty she's got.

She can't let it rot so bring it out I ought.

So the new name I bought, certainly hit the spot!

Not a rude term if I call Spot hot.

So do not hit me with a pot.

For it's Spot I call hot.

And that is a very clever thought.

~The End.~