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                       A Thanksgiving With Foofkins

So it's that time of year again, when we go grocery shopping till receipts are coming out of our ears, inviting way too much family over, and eating turkey until our belt threatens to break...unless you're a vegetarian like me, THEN you eat tofu

We actually don't have any family visiting, Nutkins' mom was going to come up but she was caught stealing acorns from her neighbor so she's in jail for a few days.  How ironic since she's the one that makes THE best pumpkin pie.  (Unlike Ashley who's pumpkin pie is foul enough to wake the dead)

So my morning will consist of laughing at Chelsea's attempts in the kitchen, watching the Macy's parade, and sneaking into the movie theatre to see Finding Neverland.  (Don't tell Chels)  I decided that since possums aren't really allowed to go many places I will break boundries and travel in Chelsea's purse...see if she goes shopping tomorrow I'll be right in the middle of Pac*Sun shopping to my lil 'possum's heart content.  When she goes to LaserDome I"ll be there along with her...umm just maybe not shooting a gun I think they're too big for me.

Anyway, back to Thanksgiving.  My favorite part of Thanksgiving is when everyone in this house is stuffed so full of food they don't notice when I go back for eighths.  And I do mena eighths.  Nutkins tells me I need to go on a diet...can you believe it?  She read this book "Makeover Your Man" not this man, heck I"m not even a man I'm a 'POSSUM!

*clears throat*

Things I Am Thankful For

1.  My owner Chels.  If it weren't for her I'd be in Las Vegas as an Elvis look-alike performing at lonely night clubs...the kind run by an 80-year-old man.

2. My tormentee Ash.  She's so fun to torment.

3. Tara.  My torment supporter.  She has a knack for helping me scare!

4.  Because he helps scare to, he's also a natural. I think I need to start a training school for scarrers.

5.  Nutkins.  She is the IDEAL girlfriend and I <3 her

6. Thanksgiving.  Where else do I get over fed?

                                  The End