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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 23:43:28 GMT

Well that was one unbefreakinleavably long vacation in Bora Bora! So long my chatterbox expired...I need to get that fixed!

My vacation was wonderful! It was sort of a sabbatical of some sort to get new scaring ideas, Foof is back and better than ever...thanks to my new friend Bucky...yup the famous evil cat from Get Fuzzy--I respect him so much, he is a total master of scariness! He's giving me a lesson tomorrow on "how to scare a dumb rolly tummy dog" I'm guessing it's Satchel...I hope Robbo doesn't mind.

Anyway, things with Nutkins and me are getting pretty serious...no no, no wedding bells...yet, we shall see?

Today I was eavsdropping when Chelsea was interviewing Chris from Jump5 OH MY GOSH, I LOVE JUMP5, they totally RULE. *sigh* I know it's sort of a weird a possum/kola...thing likes them but I can't help it! Is it so bad? IS IT??? As you can tell I'm still going through my mid-life crisis...do you have any idea what it feels like to not know what species you are?? Now, if you excuse me, I must be going, Idol's on in one hour and seventeen min and it takes me about that long to climb up the stairs!

The one, the only, --Foof--

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:34:39 GMT

Well I haven't updated in a very long time, my apologies.

My vacation was very nice! Ricky Martin is such a cool dude!

A few days ago Ash grabbed me and woke Chelsea up--needless to say that was frightening.

Big news: I discovered I'm related to Opus from Bloom County...he's a penguin...I'm...a...possum? Actually wait...Am I a badger? Or a groundhog? AHHHHH I DON"T KNOW WHAT I AM?! Mid-life crisis!!!!! *SOBS* Be strong Foof...be strong...

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go get an ice cream sandwich.

-Foofkins-

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:16:41 GMT

A Thanksgiving With Foofkins

So it's that time of year again, when we go grocery shopping till receipts are coming out of our ears, inviting way too much family over, and eating turkey until our belt threatens to break...unless you're a vegetarian like me, THEN you eat tofu

We actually don't have any family visiting, Nutkins' mom was going to come up but she was caught stealing acorns from her neighbor so she's in jail for a few days. How ironic since she's the one that makes THE best pumpkin pie. (Unlike Ashley who's pumpkin pie is foul enough to wake the dead)

So my morning will consist of laughing at Chelsea's attempts in the kitchen, watching the Macy's parade, and sneaking into the movie theatre to see Finding Neverland. (Don't tell Chels) I decided that since possums aren't really allowed to go many places I will break boundries and travel in Chelsea's purse...see if she goes shopping tomorrow I'll be right in the middle of Pac*Sun shopping to my lil 'possum's heart content. When she goes to LaserDome I"ll be there along with her...umm just maybe not shooting a gun I think they're too big for me.

Anyway, back to Thanksgiving. My favorite part of Thanksgiving is when everyone in this house is stuffed so full of food they don't notice when I go back for eighths. And I do mena eighths. Nutkins tells me I need to go on a diet...can you believe it? She read this book "Makeover Your Man" not this man, heck I"m not even a man I'm a 'POSSUM!

*clears throat*

Things I Am Thankful For

1. My owner Chels. If it weren't for her I'd be in Las Vegas as an Elvis look-alike performing at lonely night clubs...the kind run by an 80-year-old man.

2. My tormentee Ash. She's so fun to torment.

3. Tara. My torment supporter. She has a knack for helping me scare!

4. Because he helps scare to, he's also a natural. I think I need to start a training school for scarrers.

5. Nutkins. She is the IDEAL girlfriend and I <3 her

6. Thanksgiving. Where else do I get over fed?

The End

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 23:35:10 GMT

So things are crazy here. What a poor situation I have: I have my owner who's a total nutcase...and her sister who is homework-enraptured. Crazy. Absolutely crazy. I swear it's not safe for a possum 'round here! Luckily Nutkins is keeping me grounded. And for those of you who say I'm "cheating" on my girlfriend...I ONLY THINK ASH IS CUTE. Geez is that a crime? Don't answer that. And for all the questions of what a possum+squirrel child would be it would be called a squassom. I think I'm not sure geez I'm not planning to marry Nutkins anytime soon so GET OFF MY BACK! I'm sorry it's just so stressful around here lately I tend to get in touch with my inner Avril.

So today I insisted I have a picture taken with Chelsea...all owners and their...sidekicks should have a picture together don't you agree?

A Continued Sonet© by Foofkins

...So a new name I sought...

I had a thought! I'll call her...Spot!

For the pins that she wears on her bag that she's been told

'oft not to wear.

So Spot is hot, a lot of beauty she's got.

She can't let it rot so bring it out I ought.

So the new name I bought, certainly hit the spot!

Not a rude term if I call Spot hot.

So do not hit me with a pot.

For it's Spot I call hot.

And that is a very clever thought.

~The End.~

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Wed, 17 Nov 2004 20:00:56 GMT

I love this comic! It's hilarious because I am a big Foxtrot/Get Fuzzy fan. Bucky is my hero because he likes scaring people too.

Well I'm really mad at Chels right now because she's working backstage at the Jump5/Everlife concert and she won't pick me to be her guest. Geese I'm her faithful sidekick and THIS is how she thanks me???? Hmph. So I"m not speaking to her today it's not fair. Why can't 'possum's work backstage huh? Huh? I'm sorry I get quite a temper when I get irritated.

Well something that cheered me up: Avril called me last night. It's so interesting that I like her AND Hilary Duff since the two hate each other...so I have to act like I sympathize with each girl, which isn't easy, trust me.

Avril: Hilary is such a little brat I can't STAND HER!

Me: Oh Avril that is an injustice indeed, my heart is sore for you!

Hilary: Avril is sooo mean to me and called me a little brat--can you imagine! My mom tells me I'm special and that's why she's mean...

Me: Hilary Dahling that's perfectly incoriggable! Avril can be so ruthless at times...

Ahhh yes the life of a humble groundling.

Here's my "secret" feeling.

A Sonet©

Ashley's so fine...yes she blows my mind

If she was a possum it sure would be awesome

I would date her because she's so hott

and now that I called her hott

she'll come after me with a pot

So, hott she's not

Now I won't be hit with a pot

That's NOT a fun thought!

So I won't call her hot.

So a new name I sought...

to be continued.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 15:54:41 GMT

Me and Avril (in my fortune-teller get-up)--that girl rocks a 'possum's socks.

Poetry Corner:

A possum's job is never done

Too few chances to have some fun

By the time I glance over my shoulder

I know it's time to run

Because when Ashley tends to get shirty (English slang for "annoyed")

It's the perfect chance to hide behind a tree.

--Foofkins ©

Well I have been just dandy lately...I've got myself a girlfriend! I owe it all to my owner, Chels. She introduced me to Nutkins, the most beautiful squirrel in the world<3 So she and I have been hanging out lately...such a sweet girl, Nutkins.

Yesterday one of my favorite people visited...Tara! I like that girl. She likes to scare people too. Chelsea threw me at Ashley and of course she freaked, but especially when Chelsea got the bright idea to wrap her blue scarf around my head, hold a pot of lipgloss and viola! Fortune-teller Foofkins. One of my best disguises yet. Of course I don't believe in that stuff but it was very fun to get a laughing reaction from Tara and a scared one from my victim.

Groundhog Day was such a good movie, you know, my 2nd cousins-gardener's girlfriends, boyfriend's nanny's doctor's lawyer's actor friend's politican's wife's dog's cousin, aunt's cockapoo's great-niece's director's computer techinician's friend plays the groundhog in the movie. (Chelsea's note: I didn't watch this movie, Foofkins did)

Well I should be going, I've been reading a book on English slang and it's rather fascinating I don't think I sound so wet (tourist-like) anymore...well I hear the Jammy Dodgers (popular cookie) in the kitchen calling my name, I love biscuits! (cookies)

-Foofkins-

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 00:01:33 GMT

Hello everyone!

My name is Foofkins. And I'm a possum. This is my site where I will say whatever is on my mind. Nobody knows it but I actually really like poetry!

So take a look around, I"ll be updating when I can...I can't type to fast with my...paws so it's kinda hard.

Peace and scariness...to Ashley.

-Foofkins-